Garments currently undergoing quality control
Heavy Issues Gymwear / Est. irresponsibly

Gymwear for people with issues

Premium oversized tees documenting questionable form, ambitious loading and incidents involving ego.
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Initial reports

Under inspection

Premium oversized gymwear documenting questionable decisions. Open a released case file below.
CASE 001 / REST PERIOD
EXTENSION
APPROVED

Rest Period Extension Approved

Sample status: pending
CASE 002 / LOAD
ISSUES
UNDER LOAD

Issues Currently Under Load

Sample status: pending
CASE 003 / INCIDENT
INCIDENT
REPORT

Training Incident Report

Sample status: pending
The gym is serious.
The people in it are not.

Heavy Issues makes comfortable gymwear from the incidents everyone recognises but nobody records.

01Oversized enough to train in. Good enough to wear afterwards.
02Jokes that look like clothing—not novelty merch.
03Printed on demand. No pointless piles of stock.